By: SteveM - 243 Days 3 Hrs ago
General | Humanity | Top 10
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Rodney Dangerfield was the funniest comedian
Top 5 funniest Rodney Dangerfield quotes on Marriage:
1. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
2. My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
3. My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
4. With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
5. My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
The man is a genius. Do you agree?
