1. We will all die.
2. Our babies will be sent as orphans to the Russians.
3. All doctors will move to Australia.
4. Those poor people who own health insurance companies will go bankrupt.
5. Rich people will have to wait 12 months before their next plastic surgery.
6. Poor people will have their plastic surgery paid by the tax payers.
7. Sarah Palin's baby will face a death squad.
8. Did I mention we will all die?
